
Great read, worth every cent.
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( Bag Some Game )
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Great read, worth every cent.
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"I like to think of jesus as a mischievous badger"
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This afternoon, a friend asked me, “Why do you look so sad?”
I was surprised by the sudden question. I just smiled. Hmmm, do I look sad? I don’t even think I feel sad. Can you be sad and not feel it? If I were sad, I would know. I know I would. I am not sad… so if I am not sad then I might be happy. Yeah, I think I am happy. Maybe I should smile more often.
But I hate smiling. I don’t like my teeth.
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Imperial Guards journal, October 12th, 3E 433
Mudcrab Carcass in alley this morning, sword cut burst his stomach. These Criminal scum are afraid of me. I have seen their true face.
The accumulated bounty of all their stealing and murder will foam up about their waist and all the mages and warriors will look up and shout “save us!” and I will look down and whisper
“STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!”
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HOLY SHIT, BEST SONG EVER.
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